In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes,Most people would not have been able to understand her, but that is only because of their relative lack of brainpower. My kid's a genius.
For they in thee a thousand errors note;
But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise.
So what about that list?
I suppose to require her to adhere directly to the list would imply that I had the intellectual and physical capacity to plan the path of success and world domination (logically--I put the list together, so I had to have been able to think up the process by which she could become the first great American author/take over the world/become a hermit/etc). However, this can't be the case as I have not fulfilled the list myself. Therefore, there must be some room for improvement.
I know I just compromised my life's declaration, viz. I am smarter and better than everyone else, but she is my progeny, and with my immense genetic development, I am sure to evolve more rapidly than most mammals. In other words, she's going to be smarter, better, and faster than me.
So what does the present hold? She is currently singing Mussorgsky's The Nursery progression. Perhaps her life does not hold a literary or spiritual bent. She may have some musical talent.
Who am I kidding, My genetic pool has NO musical talent whatsoever. But the fact that she is singing in Russian certainly cheers me up!