Vuvuzelas in Golf?

I think golf would be the perfect game to introduce the Vuvuzela--lots of men with grimaces and focused looks playing with long sticks and wrinkly balls, occasionally grunting or vocalizing deep-throatedly as others stand around staring at their postures, the length of their "drive" and their ability to put the balls in the holes--definitely makes me want to toot a phallic horn...

Also, the nature of my last two posts somewhat worries me.