Glum Schwartzkopf vex'd by NJ IQ
General H. Norman Schwartzkopf, Jr. found out on Wednesday morning that his knowledge of his home state was shabby to say the least. When taking the online NJ IQ challenge, the retired General was amazed to discover that the most mall-per-capita city in the US was not indeed Hackensack as he thought. This came as a major disappointment to him, though he soon recovered when he found something to be proud of, viz., that Ben Stiller was definitely NOT born in NJ. Of course the military leader was quick to punt the criticism onto someone else when reporters began quizzing him about his failure.
"You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself," he said with a glare.
Having been the top Army representative during the Gulf war, reporters asked him what he thought about the state of the current struggle. After pausing thoughtfully, he quipped, "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
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